I have a Male cat here available for stud. Before you judge me I think it's fair you at least hear what he has to offer.
He is over 2 years old, nice strong sturdy built. White with a bit of orange markings.
He possesses a bachelors degree in accounting. He does the family's taxes. He can pay his own bills. Never been married, but is willing to settle down if the right cat comes along.
He would help to support the kittens once they are born and is a good father. He travels overseas during the summers and is willing to send down barrels with kitten stuff and cat food. Below are some of his likes and dislikes.
Likes:
Nice slim sexy female cats
Independent cats who can hunt for themselves
Cats who return home to their owners at least once a day
Dislikes:
Ghetto cats who are always quarreling and fighting
Cats with no ambition who beg their owners a lot
Thieving cats who are always jumping on counters
Cats who poo and pee on the bed (Huge turn off)
Serious offers only, Do not contact me if your cat is not up to scratch. Do not call if your cat has one of more litters of kittens with different fathers. Do not call if your cat has fleas, ticks, mange or any other infections. Long coated cats are preferred. I really care about my cat and I will not have him sleeping with a promiscuous feline. Thanks for reading. ( For all the cat lovers out there)

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